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ENTRY #15 — UFC Super Fan, USA
October 15, 2019
MMA Twitter was truly life changing for me.
It became my favorite hobby, and gave me a platform to make people laugh. It is full of users that have fun trash talk, jokes, thought-provoking takes, conversations, and love almost all of you guys.
Except for the people on this list.
5. G From State Farm
This is pretty unanimous by people that have reading comprehension.
You may recognize her by her memorable quote from literally every fighter she has ever given an opinion on, “He/she did the damn thing!” If being offended put a feather underneath your bum, G would sit upon a tall throne fit for a queen.
She is occasionally a good sport and has good form on her push-ups, which saves her from falling lower.
4. Mini Khabib
It’s not her that I dislike. It’s the father that’s forcing his child to take uncomfortable pictures with obviously disturbed fighters, so he can live through her. One of the literal strangest things I have ever seen, and I have seen Elias Theodorou fight.
3. Every Female On MMA Twitter, Except For Lala
If you were to take a random tweet from every female Twitter user in the MMA community, and take the name away from them, they would all look exactly the same. Here is a very realistic example: “Justin Gaethje hits really hard!” followed by 20 retweets and 230+ likes from desperate, male Twitter users.
This does not include Lala, who does have legitimate original thoughts and tweets.
2. Mac Mally
Jerky is mid.
1. FWM Podcast
Now I know that this may piss off all 7 of his listeners, but this man looks like a human tab of acid. Apart from being owned by me, he spends the rest of his time blocking and muting other Twitter users for having other opinions.
I asked other Twitter users about his podcast to see what it was about, but I am going to assume that he accidently muted that as well, because I could not find a single person that had ever listened to it.
Congrats FWM! This article is the most attention that your page will ever get.